These beetles are almost as big as Jesus
This one asked me if I had any spare change:
Here's a different one after I ... painted the quarter white, I guess. I can't tell you how little I wanted to get my finger near that thing.
And here's one with both kinds in it. I think the perspective doesn't really show that the darker one is easily bigger than the coin.
No luck so far getting Lily to use either as a phone receiver, sorry to say.